My Life Is Average

Here's one site that i'll forever be reading if only i didn't have a life.
It's really addicting!!

I'll share here some of my favorite posts from MLIA.

Note: this is other people's post which i find really funny. if you want to check out more.. click  My Life Is Average. :)

Don't say i didn't warn you..

Today I came across a Facebook fan page called "I secretly drink straight from the bottles in the fridge". I do secretly drink straight from the bottles in the fridge, but my mum is my Facebook friend, so I can't join the group in case she finds out. This makes me sad. MLIA.

Today at 3 am me and my friend were playing games at a sleep over and she was looking really anxious and checking the time heaps. A bit later she looked at the time and screamed "IT'S PIE TIME!" and ran to the kitchen to get pie. It was 3:14 am. Indeed, it was pie time. MLIA

Today I wore my hair in french braids. I am a fourteen year old girl and don't know how to french braid. No, my mom did not french braid my hair, my boyfriend did. MLIA

Today, I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' MLIA

I was waiting in line in KFC the other day and I overheard the people at the front of the queue arguing with the cashier. Apparently, KFC had sold out of chicken. The customer asked, "How can you run out of chicken? This is KFC!" to which the cashier replied, "What else are we supposed to run out of?" Well played, KFC employee, well played.

Today my little sister asked my mom what steroids where and why you couldn't use them before a game. She was having a hard time explaining so i cut in saying "It's like taking felix felicis for a quidditch game." She nodded thinking this a suitable answer and walked out of the room. I feel accomplished. MLIA

Today, I convinced my mom that "lol" stands for lots of love... She believed me and later, as she was writing a consolation letter to her friend whose mother died, she signed off as "LOL, Sherry". I might intercept the letter later, but right now I'm laughing too hard. MLIA

Today I didn't know the answer to a question on my math test so i drew a dinosaur saying "I HATE MATH" in big bubble letters. My teacher sent me to the office, and the principal just looked at it and laughed for like 10 minutes and sent me back to class. MLIA

Today, I was in youth group and we were talking about things we were thankful for. One kid said that he was thankful for "Soap and friends." The pastor replied, "Why do you say soap before friends?" The kid then stated, "If I didn't have soap, I wouldn't have any friends." MLIA

Today, I realized I love it that the MLIA website layout truly is average enough that I can read it at work without my boss thinking I'm on a website I'm not supposed to be on. MLIA.

Today, I realized the only reason I bought my shampoo was because it says: "Apply to wet hair. Work it in. Rinse it out. Turn yourself around. That's what it's all about." Hello, new favorite shampoo. MLIA

So last night me and my friends wanted to have a Disney movie marathon night. All of my friends wanted their boyfriends there, so we told them it was action movie night, then tied them to the chairs while they sat through 6 hours of cinderella, the little mermaid, aladdin, the lion king, bambi, and others. By the second hour we could untie them because they were singing along and knew all the words. By the end of the night, they asked for another one next weekend. MLIA

Today at lunch, my friends decided to end every sentence they said with "in bed". I took part in it for a little bit, until a teacher came over. She patted me on the shoulder and said, "I just wanted to let you know what an awesome student you are," too which one of my friends shouted "IN BED!" The teacher smiled at her and said, "Your father was a good student too." I love my teacher. MLIA

Today, we recieved a sympathy card from my Uncle. It sincerely apologized for the death of my father. My dad is alive and well - so why the card? Because a week ago, while playing Left For Dead on Xbox, my Uncle left my dad to be eaten my zombies. MLIA

It is the start of the new semester, so everyone had a different elective to go to. I went to metal shop. My teacher's name is Mr. Sirguy. So that's three different names for a man. Mister, Sir, and Guy. I laughed. MLIA.